Album Review
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Crystal Castles have got themselves about a bit of late including features on Gossip Girl’s soundtrack, festival appearances around the UK and tours tours tours. The experiemental Canadian duo made up of Ethan Kath and Alice Glass have released their latest album, Crystal Castles, are named after She-Ras home and site their influences as ‘murder, blank looks on girls and knives.’ Inspiring.

Greeting your ears with electric shocks in the form of Fainting perhaps wasn’t the kindest introduction. Hybrids of synthesised distortion and electronica reverberate along your ear canal; their sine waves of impending migraines scratching at your frontal lobes like an unruly cat on a post.

Thankfully Celestica drifts in second place. Delightful 2x4 electropop as soft vocals float over the top of keyboards and palatable electro-beats. This gentle sounding track is the perfect calm in a storm of an album right before Doe Deer pitches in. DNB beats pound around the outside of screeching vocals. Affronting vocals they maybe, but Doe Deer is sure to not only get you moving but keep you raving – Jager fuelled or not!

As if Crystal Castle’s self titled album couldn’t get any more diverse, experimental or confused (you decide!), Baptism rocks in stacked with dancehall synths, hypnotic rhythms and an anthem chorus worthy of any packed out festival tent as lyrics weave a picture less expected of the religious ceremony. “
After a listen or two to Year Of Silence, you’ll try your hardest to sing along to the many dreamy sounding lexicons that should just roll off the tongue. Don’t be disheartened when you just can’t get it right. Yes, I though one of the lyrics was “I ama cloud”. I was wrong. Anyway, a title that is nothing short of ironic when Crystal Castles show no sign of silencing any time soon. And that’s a good thing as the critically acclaimed duo continues to experiment with melancholic lo-fi productions with pure chaos.

Violent Dreams and Vietnam provide a softness in amongst its shrill and asphyxiating deafening playlist brethren. Birds and Pap Smear continue this false sense of security in the otherwise untouched dark hole of dance music before Not In Love slides up the rear; nothing but heartbreak wrapped inside 2-d Nintendo artefacts. Glass and Kath cleverly utilise Intimate to lift you right back up to dance floor leviathan status, deafening distortion included about 2 minutes 40 seconds into the track, and then climax their screwdriver collection with the ear shattering I Am Made Of Chalk. Is it a bird? Is it a dolphin? Is it…oh, who cares! I Am Made Of Chalk moves you from ocean to church in steps that should be impossible; turns out, it’s totally do-able. It’s weird but do-able.

Crystal Castles is a fourteen track head-fuck. Either it’s the salt to your slug or the Ben to your Jerry. The Cannuck duo shoves their unique brand of ferocious electro-dance down your throat with spontaneous deathly Atari soundscapes thrust in heavy doses. Lovelorn, religious and melancholy lyrics the final nail in the coffin of this anthrax-laced Marmite record.

3.5/5

Review by Jessica Acreman
 Band Members

Elliot
 Track Listing
1. Fainting Spells
2. Celestica
3. Doe Deer
4. Baptism
5. Year of Silence
6. Empathy
7. Suffocation
8. Violent Dreams
9. Vietnam
10. Birds
11. Pap Smear
12. Not in Love
13. Intimate
14. I Am Made of Chalk
 Band Related Links
Crystal Castles Myspace
 Review Score Code
- Top Cheese
- Brilliant
- Pretty damn good
- Ok I guess
- What Was That?