Album Review
Elle Milano - Acres of Dead Space CadetsElle Milano - Acres of Dead Space Cadets

You'd expect, with a name like Elle Milano, a solo songstress, who is going to wail on about this and that, and generally be quite naff. You know, a Katie Melua or Norah Jones who think they've got the "edge." Well, you'll be happy to hear, they're a three-piece exciting band who now call Brighton home.

The opening track, "Laughing All The Way To The Plank," explodes out of nowhere (namely silence if you've just put the CD in,) and instantly blows your mind. I'm hard to impress, but crikey Moses, this is brilliant.

The little write up tucked into the CD claims the band make "angular, articulate, angry, witty, and archly knowing guitar rock" music. I thought this a little arrogant and far-fetched upon first reading. Until I listened. It's oh so true. The albums features sounds from every element of the rock spectrum, although the pace generally remains pretty high. An indie-pop blend that makes you want to jump around like a loony and do all kinds of unimaginable things that could no doubt result in personal injury. It's music like this that makes you want to be in a band.

It's really annoying when you have to write critically about a seemingly flawless album, I won't lie. But there's so much energy embedded within the wonky unpredictable brilliance. This is just stunning.

A highlight track is "Curiosity Killed The Popstar," featuring a mentally haunting introduction that finds it's exciting pacey self just in time before you hide behind the sofa for fear of being eaten alive by some mysterious organism emanating from your speakers. Another great is "I Know It's Good But I'm Playing It Down," but to be fair, they're all just fantastic. What a pleasure the the ears. An audio orgasm, if you will.

5/5

Review by Thom
 Band Members
Elle Milano - Band
Adam M. Crisp
James Headley
Chloe Joanna
 Track Listing
1. Laughing All The Way To The Plank
2. Meanwhile In Hollywood...
3. My Brother The Astronaut
4. Stepkids In Love
5. Carousels
6. Curiosity Killed The Popster
7. Katsuki And The Stilettoed Stranger
8. I Know Its Good But I'm Playing It Down
9. Nightclub Is Over
10. Wonderfully Wonderfull (All The Time)
11. This Is How It Ends
12. Swearing's For Art Students
13. Believe Your Own Hype Always
 Band Related Links
Elle Milano Myspace
Elle Milano Official Website
 Review Score Code
- Top Cheese
- Brilliant
- Pretty damn good
- Ok I guess
- What Was That?